Anonymous asked: What's up with people playing plainly 4th wave thrash/fastcore revival trying to trick people into thinking they're doing something new by eschewing use of the word hardcore and calling themselves punk? A lot of this coming out of NY/NJ right now. Is it a national trend?
This is an old thing.
Bands made up of hardcore dudes who are weary of the title ‘hardcore’ because they see it being co-opted by posers often call themselves ‘punk.’
But, of course, they’re only able to say that because they never play in front of punk audiences who might bring them back to reality.
11:00 am • 19 June 2013 • 1 note
Anonymous asked: Don't forget Pantera Superfan Fucking Hostile.
That Hostile is invited to join the Family. We need not be at odds.
10:58 am • 19 June 2013 • 1 note
Anonymous asked: Self Defense Family in Return of the Hostile Weirdo 8
Maybe this Hostile can team with ‘Your-Band-Isn’t-As-Good-As-AN Hostile and Prostitutes-Are-Bad-and-You’re-Bad Hostile to create a supervillain team.
10:52 am • 19 June 2013
Anonymous asked: Someone hates oral sex and stereotypes about girls who went to Smith.
I really have no idea where this zerson is coming from. Is the suggestion that genital-sucking is sexist in any sort of way? Ze called it misogynist. Have I been a woman-hater my whole adult life because I value a throaty ball-licking?
Or is this all in defense of Smith College?
I don’t know if the anon is a regular reader of this site or not. I’m curious if ze would have called me a self-hating misandrist for my equally broad filing of men in earlier posts.
10:48 am • 19 June 2013
wiccaphase asked: ANDREW // RE: The latest Overnight Drive // I don't think I pulled a Hans, but I appreciate anyone talking about me. Let's talk more about this sometime...publicly. xoxo
I LOVE YOU LET’S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
10:28 am • 19 June 2013 • 1 note
Anonymous asked: HAHA derail the conversation? i understand that media outlets within punk and harcore can be hard to access, whatever. all that aside, even if we ignore the more ambiguous and veiled sexist bullshit, there's still 'just think of it as a way to get girls with "really creative" tattoos to blow you' for a glaring example. if i sound like a politician it's only because i know how to make a fucking point. you sound like a redneck, which is worse?
I don’t think you understand anything happening in the conversation I had in text or the conversation we’re having now. You seem either hyped up on some personal shit, or genuinely confused.
I don’t know what you mean by media outlets being hard to access. They aren’t. That’s the point, largely.
If you were able to explain to me what’s ‘veiled sexist bullshit’ about being blown, I’d be willing to hear you out. I guess. At the moment it appears you hate sex. Are you suggesting it’s wrong for someone to get their dick blown? Is it because it’s a dick being blown? Because SDF has pussies in it to. Those get eaten if we play big fests. Same as dicks get blown. But you realize the person texting me knows I’m a man, correct? Like, it would be a non sequitur if he started talking about my vagina?
You did capslock laughing at the beginning of this post. Less like a politician now and more of a Fox News pundit.
10:05 am • 19 June 2013 • 4 notes
Anonymous asked: patrick, would/have you be(en0 with a woman who smokes?
I’ve never dated one.
Anyone who smells worse than me isn’t a viable partner.
But I like smoking in porn where I don’t have to deal with the reality of a human who reminds me of riding Greyhound.
8:55 am • 19 June 2013 • 4 notes
Anonymous asked: not confused. could care less about the music. just made immensely frustrated and angry by your 'friend's' misogynist use of language and your complete lack of discretion.
Then you are confused.
Misogynist use of language being entirely subjective here as I didn’t get a whiff of that. I take it you think ‘for girls who went to Smith’ is hateful? What part exactly?
‘Complete lack of discretion.’ You sound like a politician and it now makes sense to me that you’d derail the conversation with politics.
8:50 am • 19 June 2013 • 1 note
Because Some Seem Confused
I’ve never heard Potty Mouth. Could be the best band in the world. I could know someone in the band and not be aware of it.
A band I’ve never heard isn’t the focus of the previous post. The idea was that when you put your music on outlets that cater to a clueless listener, a clueless listener is exactly what you’ll get.
The conversation is about publicists, sales, and music press.
8:23 am • 19 June 2013
Anonymous asked: I'm 24 and want to get a vasectomy before my Obamacare runs out. Should I?
THANKS, OBAMA [no sarcasm this time]
7:49 am • 19 June 2013 • 8 notes