Anonymous said: Well, a week ago I was arrested by the police (I live in Latin America).I (false charges) was taken to jail with the friend I was with, they did search us and when I walked out, one of the officers asked me if I was "a man or a woman" because "a woman doesn't have a hoarse vioce". I am a woman and I DO have it. One of the female officers took me to a dark room and did try to find something, in a way that I feel assaulted. I haven't been able to talk about this with anyone. I have been afraid.
I think most people would tell you to file a charge against the officer who assaulted you.
But, most people don’t know the facts on the ground. The reality, of course, is that an accusation against a cop often goes nowhere without video.
I’m not telling you not to press charges or file a complaint. I’m just saying I’d get it if you opted not to.
What you can do is talk to someone. Ideally a therapist. You went through something that can be damaging and put you in a negative place for a long time. Get out in front of it and speak with someone who can help you make sense of it.
8:49 am • 16 September 2014 • 4 notes
Anonymous said: I figure you'll answer this on a level better than google: gf wants to do anal. How do we avoid it being painful for her? I can't just smash my steel in there
LUBE. lots and lots of lube. also, start small; go with a finger first. go slow. make sure you’re both nice and relaxed; if your partner is tense it is going to be a no go. also, make sure to send pay a snapchat of it. he loves that stuff.
8:38 am • 16 September 2014 • 5 notes
Anonymous said: that's 11seconds you could have spent having sex with beyoncé
I answer all these questions during my 12 second refractory period.
8:11 am • 16 September 2014 • 6 notes
gebrodi said: Have you ever wonder what is like to feel? and that maybe, pain is not bad, but we are carried into the idea that it is something that crawls inside our body right from hell? cheers from Argentina!
7:35 am • 16 September 2014 • 4 notes
Anonymous said: How do I ask my boyfriend to call me names like 'slut' or 'whore' during sex? I can get him dirty talking but I don't know how to let him know it's what I want without it being unsexy or lame by just telling him. I also don't want him to think I have "issues" just because I like weirder things. Help?
apparently this seems counter-intuitive to most people, but communication can be both sexy and not-lame. tell your boyf exactly what you want; shit, you might find it fun just doing that in a commanding fashion. just say ‘next time we have sex, you’re going to tell me what a whore i am the whole time, got it?”
do you like getting what you want? why would it take the fun out of it to ask for it? you order what you want at a restaurant, yes? does that make the food satiate less than if you just got something random that you may or may not have wanted?
unless your boyf is a total square he will be fine with it. just be open about it and answer questions that he may have. also, this is not really what i would call weird or deviant so really he shouldn’t have a problem. go forth and get what you want.
7:19 am • 16 September 2014 • 12 notes
Anonymous said: My girlfriend left me for the drummer of our band, who is also a female. We had been getting stale, and I know it is probably for the best and I will get over it with time, but should I continue playing with them? Is it reasonable for me to ask that we get a new drummer, or should I just use this as an angle to sell our music, since our name means deceived husband in french?
Continue playing in that band.
You now have everything you need to appeal to music press.
I expect to see your name in blog lights after next year’s SXSW.
9:58 pm • 15 September 2014 • 53 notes
Anonymous said: Pay, how many sexual partners have you had?
I have no idea.
Not because it’s some crazy high number; it’s definitely not. I don’t know because it hasn’t occurred to me to keep track of that shit for years.
9:55 pm • 15 September 2014 • 9 notes
Anonymous said: As opposed to someone who is unsuccessful enough to answer Tumblr questions?
Don’t get defensive, avid reader.
This took me 11seconds.
6:22 pm • 15 September 2014 • 6 notes
Anonymous said: i don't like how patrick's media consumption has turned into exclusively comic books.
Novels are for people unsuccessful enough to have the time necessary to read novels.
3:12 pm • 15 September 2014 • 24 notes